1 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,560 Hate tests. 2 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,440 Waste of time. I flunked most exams in my former life. 3 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:24,220 I'm going to ask a series of questions to assess your predatory nature. 4 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:25,660 How original. 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:26,800 I say you're multiple choice. 6 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:31,640 You're here at Mansbridge to master your cravings. 7 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,460 So let's see if there's been any change. 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,280 If I flunk, do you send me home with a note from my mommy? 9 00:00:41,260 --> 00:00:42,460 Imagine a beautiful night. 10 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,160 You're walking in the woods. 11 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:47,560 At your side is a woman. 12 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:49,140 A mortal. 13 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:53,480 Her features radiant in the moonlight. 14 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,300 Can you sense the experience? 15 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,660 I may be dead, but I'm not made of stone. 16 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,020 What do you feel? 17 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:10,560 I feel... 18 00:01:10,890 --> 00:01:12,910 Closeness. A sharing. 19 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:15,150 Good. 20 00:01:15,970 --> 00:01:16,970 Anything else? 21 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:20,710 I feel a warmth. 22 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:24,350 Impressive. 23 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:26,650 Is that all? 24 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,190 An urge to be closer. 25 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:33,370 Typical human response. 26 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:46,930 much closer. 27 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:50,270 Just what I said. 28 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,590 How much closer? 29 00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:58,730 Told you everything. 30 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:04,410 How much closer? 31 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:09,330 What do you want from me? 32 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,980 When the great eclipse plunged the world into darkness, the vampire race erupted 33 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,020 in a civil war. 34 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:28,080 The bloodthirsty fury battled with the enlightened elders for domination of the 35 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:33,160 undead. In desperation, the elders gathered up those young vampires that 36 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,200 be saved and entrusted them to me. 37 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:41,280 To humanize them, to tame their instincts, and teach them how to live 38 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,280 mortal. 39 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:24,370 For a human, love and hate are opposites, capable of lifting or 40 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,370 soul. 41 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:29,090 For a vampire, love and hate only torment. 42 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:32,970 For in his world, they are often the same. 43 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:34,390 Field time. 44 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:37,870 Pass. 45 00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:44,610 Biddy, nature's blood's perfect food. Sure. 46 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:48,550 warm and freshly sucked from a living body. Hey, so should we get team jackets 47 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:49,550 or t -shirts? 48 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:52,150 What? You and me, we're teammates, buddy. 49 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:54,030 Give me an F for flunkers. 50 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:55,970 I'm not on your team. 51 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:57,750 Hey, look. 52 00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:58,870 Take it easy. 53 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:00,270 It's hard to change. 54 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:03,410 I've been a vampire for a year and I couldn't get back. 55 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,950 I've been a vampire for what? A hundred years? 56 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:07,630 That's no excuse. 57 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,990 Dear Dad, it was great getting your email. 58 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:15,380 Great. That's a laugh. 59 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:22,280 Dear Dad, it was nice getting your email. 60 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:26,260 Nice? There's dull and uninspiring for you. 61 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:28,620 Dear Dad. 62 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,920 How about, Dear Dad, thanks for the message. 63 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,700 As usual, it sucked, but I'm great. 64 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,780 Mansbridge Prison is wonderful. 65 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:43,760 Sleeping lot. 66 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:45,630 dreaming of a way to escape. 67 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:49,330 Sherry, I've got the most important thing we've got to do right now. 68 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:50,770 What? 69 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,690 The key to your true self. 70 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:56,930 A friendship test. 71 00:04:57,370 --> 00:05:00,710 What could be more important than discovering how good a friend you really 72 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:02,290 We're the best. 73 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:06,290 Sure, but in a crisis, can we trust each other to be there 100 %? 74 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:10,470 Okay. 75 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:16,600 The first test of a true friendship is, one, being honest about her new hair 76 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:20,480 color, two, not spending more than three minutes on the phone with her 77 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,880 boyfriend, or three, loaning her $20 and never asking for it back. 78 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:27,760 Mimi, we have to study for our history test. 79 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,840 We need a break. 80 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,740 One, being honest about her new hair color. 81 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,120 Am I a true friend or what? 82 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,520 Come on, let's finish this test. 83 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,380 I could call the line Couture S. 84 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:50,760 Well, I tried, Van. 85 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,900 I could put it on the net. 86 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,480 Are you crazy? 87 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,480 We're supposed to keep a low profile here? 88 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,780 Oh, please, I'm not really the low profile type. 89 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,620 Plus, I can get you a part of the action. 90 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,800 I don't really have much fashion sense. 91 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,060 True, but you've got potential. 92 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:08,420 And what are we young ladies doing this evening? 93 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,940 Ah, we're playing dress -up, are we? 94 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:14,130 Cuddling human hopes and aspirations? 95 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:17,410 Well, well, well, what side of the coffin did you roll out of? 96 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:22,510 I am vampire pure and deep. I do not love, I crave, I do not feel, I lust. 97 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:25,570 What's that supposed to mean? You failed Murdoch's test. 98 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:29,270 Well, I guess you'll just have to wait till next term to become civilized. 99 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:31,330 It's only a test. 100 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,270 Well spoken, Merle, and hugely insightful. 101 00:06:35,430 --> 00:06:37,940 Fine. All I'm saying is trust your own instincts. 102 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,099 Bear has instincts. 103 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,460 Wouldn't trust him in the same room with me. 104 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:43,520 I'm coming, master. 105 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:47,400 Your wish is my command. 106 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,800 I will do your bidding and destroy them all. 107 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,580 For a minute there, we were hoping the lobotomy worked. 108 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,800 Did he pass the test? 109 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:03,500 You see before you a kinder, gentler vampire. One who's crossed over from the 110 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,560 dark side to the softer. 111 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,200 Gray shades of evil. 112 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,860 Yes, I passed. With flying colors. 113 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:14,300 Bravo! I'm sure the test is rigged. 114 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,440 Said the sore loser. 115 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:18,940 What's with him? 116 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Exam blues. 117 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:24,020 He flunked the test? 118 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:40,900 Oh, so sensitive, lovesick Drew turns out to be nothing more than a lecherous 119 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:41,900 predator of the night. 120 00:07:55,620 --> 00:08:01,340 Number 21. 121 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,260 A true friend knows you're really hurting when... 122 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:06,890 One, you forgot your mascara. 123 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:12,450 Two, you forgot your wallet. Or three, she sees four empty cartons of double 124 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,010 chocolate ice cream on the floor. 125 00:08:15,010 --> 00:08:16,010 That's easy. 126 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:17,030 All three. 127 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,330 Amazing. You're the perfect friend. 128 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:29,110 For you, I will slay the beast. 129 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,790 Sheesh. You look terrible. 130 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,249 I'm okay. 131 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,790 You're not eating. You haven't touched a drop in 24 hours. 132 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,330 So? So, it's getting dangerous, Drew. 133 00:09:51,610 --> 00:09:53,810 Or have you forgotten your basic vampire physiology? 134 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:55,810 I'll eat when I'm hungry. 135 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:59,890 That's not how it works. After 36 hours, your brain will start dying, followed 136 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:03,770 by perceptual distortion, muscular paralysis, and even cumulating into a 137 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,770 that lasts for centuries. 138 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:06,910 Trying to scare me? 139 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,110 I'm doing my best. 140 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:09,850 Now get with the program. 141 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,150 And eat. 142 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:27,910 Dr. Murdock always posts the exam results before he goes to bed at night. 143 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:33,770 75%. That's one less nasty letter from my dad. 144 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:35,870 How'd you do? I can't look. 145 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,010 Oh, my God, Mimi, I don't believe it. What? 146 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:49,130 You're a genius, 92%. The assessments 147 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:51,570 are, overall, very encouraging. 148 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,530 We are making progress. 149 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:59,780 I say we celebrate with a party. Even invite the day schoolers. I mean, since 150 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,300 we're learning to behave ourselves. 151 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,100 A little premature, perhaps, but a nice thought. 152 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,140 What makes you think we can change completely? 153 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:08,680 What if this is as far as we can go? 154 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:10,240 Has any vampire ever made it? 155 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,480 I believe it's possible. 156 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:13,780 Based on what? 157 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:17,260 Some hunch by the elders who haven't made it themselves in 2 ,000 years. 158 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,560 You're the first ones to do the program. You will prove it's possible. 159 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,350 Well. If anybody's going all the way, it's Drew. 160 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:27,070 I'm betting on it. 161 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:45,590 What are you doing? 162 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:48,770 Hanging. 163 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,390 Well, I've come to tell you it's snack time. 164 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,240 Then I've told you I'm not hungry. 165 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,820 Whatever you're doing, stop it now. 166 00:11:57,940 --> 00:12:00,580 Why don't you go back to your fashion designs? I don't need a watchdog, okay? 167 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,580 You're up to something, Drew, something dangerous, and I want to know what it 168 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,580 is. 169 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,100 Now, what's going on? 170 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,520 I'm fasting. 171 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,840 Yeah, no kidding. Why? 172 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,560 It's part of a test. 173 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,680 A test? 174 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,260 To prove I'm not a monster. 175 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,040 That I can be close to Sherry without... Would you let her go? Are you 176 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,040 completely nuts? 177 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,880 Look, I failed once. 178 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,760 To really connect with her. 179 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:36,440 Because I couldn't control these... Urges. 180 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,500 But I believe it's possible. I know it in my heart. 181 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,260 So where does the fasting part come in? 182 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:48,840 I need to be there. 183 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:54,480 Right beside her, completely vulnerable, unfed, unslept. 184 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,580 And no, I won't harm her. 185 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,160 And if you fail? 186 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:07,780 All right, if you're so dead set on doing this, you'll need a futari mei. A 187 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,120 what? A second. 188 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:14,840 A disgraced samurai warrior about to commit suicide always had a futari mei 189 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,760 standing behind him to slice off his head at the first sign of cowardice. 190 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,000 So you're saying if I lose control with Sherry... I'll cut off your head. 191 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:34,460 We're late for class. We gotta talk. 192 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,199 What's up? 193 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,640 Dr. Murdoch's doing an investigation. 194 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,980 On? Cheating on the last history exam. 195 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:45,220 So? So he's investigating Sandra, Jennifer, and me. 196 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,560 You? 197 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,190 Is that how you got 92 %? 198 00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:52,670 What do you think? 199 00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:55,330 Then you got nothing to worry about. 200 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:57,150 Right? 201 00:13:58,810 --> 00:13:59,810 Right. 202 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,630 Jeez. 203 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,250 You know how Murdoch said he would hook us up to a sports network for my 204 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,550 exceptional progress? I mean, had I passed. 205 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,180 Well, anyways, I told him he should hook us up anyways because, you know, like 206 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:26,680 Sunday and pro football and beer and... Well, scratch the beer, but he wouldn't 207 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680 budge. 208 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:31,160 Hey, pass the ball, buddy. 209 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,120 I'm not your buddy. 210 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,320 Fine. Keep playing solitaire, Drew. 211 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,500 Sunrise in ten minutes. 212 00:16:15,179 --> 00:16:16,460 Sherry, can we talk? 213 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,560 Mimi, it's five in the morning. 214 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,340 I really need a friend right now. 215 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,760 Ah, the investigation. 216 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,240 Promise you won't get mad at me? Why would I? 217 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,800 See, Sandra, Jennifer, and I were really nervous about this exam. 218 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,440 I'm no history whiz. 219 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,520 Mimi, you didn't. 220 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080 Let me finish. 221 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,100 So Jennifer had this idea to get some exams from Murdoch's files. 222 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,119 You cheated. 223 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,120 No. 224 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:51,920 Yes. I mean, I took the tests, but I didn't read them. 225 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,760 92%. Please, Sherry, believe me. 226 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,140 I studied really hard. 227 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,200 Now I know Murdoch will kill me for taking his papers. 228 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,600 And that's fair. 229 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,819 But you've got to tell him I didn't read them. 230 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,460 How do I know if you did or didn't? 231 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800 You're my friend. 232 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,460 He'll believe you. 233 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,920 I can't. 234 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:15,060 A friend would stand up for me. 235 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,480 Friend wouldn't ask me to do something like this. 236 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,280 Time to eat! 237 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,110 Kutari May, remember? 238 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,390 Your second? 239 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:32,930 You seem to forget you had one. 240 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:35,990 You didn't cut off my head. 241 00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:37,450 I will if you don't eat this time. 242 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,010 How'd you get out? 243 00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:42,989 Dear old Marty. 244 00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,190 Kept awake by indigestion. 245 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:45,429 Poor boy. 246 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:46,930 Bad case of blood poisoning. 247 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:50,950 I proved Murdoch wrong. 248 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:54,330 I passed the real test. 249 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:55,990 For now. 250 00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:02,190 But two minutes together is not a lifetime. 251 00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:22,270 Vampires are not devoid of free will. 252 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:25,530 Like mortals, they have choices. 253 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:32,750 The true test of any vampire or human is, have they made the right choice? 254 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,330 And the state they find themselves in is the ultimate answer. 255 00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:39,810 I'll be with you in a moment. 256 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:50,890 Mimi, you are my best friend in the entire world, so if there's something 257 00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:55,130 need me to say... No, I was so wrong to ask. 258 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,100 I'm sorry. 259 00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,160 He'll believe me or he won't. 260 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,900 Mimi?